worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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