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(706): View more from Georgia

You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over

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(808): View more from Hawaii

for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing

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(865): View more from Tennessee

just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.

(812): View more from Indiana

Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.

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(805): View more from California

She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.

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(678): View more from Georgia

there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..

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(204): View more from Manitoba

A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys

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(305): View more from Florida

Are we allowed to ho on the roof?

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