They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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