question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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