So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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