You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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