I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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