Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
