sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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