They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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