a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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