Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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