I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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