Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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