capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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