you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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