dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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