oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All the doctor said was why
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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