can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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