I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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