I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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