It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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