youre lurking in front of me
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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