Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
wow bdsm is so cute
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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