Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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