fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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