Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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