Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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