when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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