so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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