Sry I called you an 8
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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