It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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Have fun and good luck.
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