Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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