I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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