My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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