I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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