I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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