I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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