My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
All I want is dick and wine.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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