I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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