You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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