yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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