My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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