just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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