we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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