I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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