It's Friday. Sex?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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