none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
