Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
How many fucks given?
0.12846
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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