WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think I sprained my soul last night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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