ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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