quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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