he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
handjob tips. give me some.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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