Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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