i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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