Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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